Nothing gives the Nerdvark worst gastrointestinal pain than seeing the words "a lot" joined together to form one non-word, "alot."
When Nardvark hands over his writing with pride, the Nerdvark's guts get all twisted. Once he is able to speak, he says, "'Alot' is not a word. 'A' is a word, and 'lot' is a word, but together they are not a word."
Then Nardvark, who has just never had a mind for languages, says, "Huh?"
To which the Nerdvark always replies, "Look, you wouldn't write 'apizza' or 'aunicorn' or 'asprinkling', so what's with 'alot'?"
|The Nerdvark is doubled over in pain because|
Nardvark is bombarding him with alots.
For more on this grievous word-crunching error, meet the Alot Monster here. If you still don't get it, read all about bad spelling from The Nerdvark's personal god, The Oatmeal.
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